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If I were charged with destroying all life on Earth, I figured out how I would do it. Inspired by one of Jesus’ miracles, I would change all bodies of water (streams, rivers, ponds, lakes, seas and oceans) into… Wine! And a good Bordeaux at that.

That way everyone could at least get smashed before we all died.

For posterity sake, I included an early YouTube sensation:

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