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I noticed the bumper sticker on the Chevy Impala in front of me as I was driving home today. It had the Toyota logo with a line through it. It boldly proclaimed: “Toyota! From the same people who brought you Pearl Harbor.” I stared incredulously. Suddenly, I had a epiphany.
Such logic is undeniable!
Heretofore, I shall boycott Toyota. But I’m not stopping there. I’ve compiled the following list of other boycotts in which I plan to participate. Thank god for that bumper sticker! Join me in my boycotts:
- BMW! From the same people who brought you the Holocaust.
- Tobacco! From the same people who brought you slavery.
- Nobel Peace Price! From the same person who brought you dynamite.
- Jesus! From the same people who brought you the Crusades.
- Women! From the same people who brought you the fall of man.