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Don’t be this guy.

Character: Poser at the Shakespeare party

Perhaps he’s there for the free drinks. Perhaps he’s there because Victorian parties are totally banging. Either way, he’s clearly not there out of a deep appreciation of literature (as evidenced by his butchering of the Shakespearean dialect).

“Wouldest thou passeth unto me a… chanticleer of Coke? I am… verily thirsty.”

“Forsooth. I desire to… visage your… car.”

“How now? Brown … cow.”

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