Don’t be this guy.
Character: Poser at the Shakespeare party
Perhaps he’s there for the free drinks. Perhaps he’s there because Victorian parties are totally banging. Either way, he’s clearly not there out of a deep appreciation of literature (as evidenced by his butchering of the Shakespearean dialect).
“Wouldest thou passeth unto me a… chanticleer of Coke? I am… verily thirsty.”
“Forsooth. I desire to… visage your… car.”
“How now? Brown … cow.”