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I am hereby advocating more violence and crime at AU.

Today an Anderson City cop pulled a car over in front of my office for running a red light. Within three minutes, both AU security vehicles arrived on the scene, lights blaring.

I, for one, am glad they both came to help. Suppose the city cop was illiterate and needed AU security to help them write the ticket. Suppose the perpetrator could turn invisible, and the city cop needed AU security to help find him with their infrared goggles. Suppose the perpetrator had a hostage in the car and demanded to speak with a negotiator who was over the age of 60. All of these are very real possibilities.

Clearly, AU security needs more to do. I think, everyone should devote at least one night a week to pillaging and rioting.

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