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I noticed the bumper sticker on the Chevy Impala in front of me as I was driving home today. It had the Toyota logo with a line through it. It boldly proclaimed: “Toyota! From the same people who brought you Pearl Harbor.” I stared incredulously. Suddenly, I had a epiphany.
Such logic is undeniable!
Heretofore, I shall boycott Toyota. But I’m not stopping there. I’ve compiled the following list of other boycotts in which I plan to participate. Thank god for that bumper sticker! Join me in my boycotts:
- BMW! From the same people who brought you the Holocaust.
- Tobacco! From the same people who brought you slavery.
- Nobel Peace Price! From the same person who brought you dynamite.
- Jesus! From the same people who brought you the Crusades.
- Women! From the same people who brought you the fall of man.
This is your wife… I would love to see you try and boycott me.
Oh, I’ll take a BMW and a Nobel Peace Prize sticker, please. =]
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Toyota IS the NEW PEARL HARBOR!
But Jesus is NOT brought to you by the people who gave the “Crusades”… Those people NEVER HEARD JESUS.
What does that mean? Toyota is the new Pearl Harbor?
The people who did the Crusades “never heard Jesus”? Or they “never heard of Jesus”? I don’t think anyone has actually heard Jesus since the first century.
that sticker is really just a parody – though your variations are clever, i doubt its meant to be taken that way…
http://www.amazon.com/Those-Wonderful-Folks-Pearl-Harbor/dp/0671205714
it was a marketing scheme for panasonic – they just subbed toyota for it.
Thank God. I’m continually amazed at how narrow-minded and bigoted people can be. I’m glad to know that this, at least, is a joke.